WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



HairyHammer 6:17 Sun Jan 24
New song for Dmitri Payet
The most famous French song ever is Edith Piaf's ' Je ne regrette rien' please Youtube it .

Nothing will make a player from a different country respect his fans more than a chant or song that is created with a song that is very famous in there own country.

It is a little more difficult than Achy breaky but that is a rip off anyway,
(To the tune of Je ne regrette rien, Edith Piaff)

OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEET,
OH, OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEET,
YOUR THE ONE, YOU BRING THE SUN,
THIS COULD BE LOVE,
AND WE CANT GET ENOUGH.

OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEEET,
OH , OH DIMITRI PAYEEEEEEEEEEET,
WHEN YOU PLAY, ITS SO GREAT, ALWAYS BRAVE
YOU PLAY THE WEST HAM WAYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Vexed 4:48 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Plus something about jizzing claret and blue.....

Vexed 4:44 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Dmitri
I'd let you fuck my wife
Dmitri
Best fuck of her life
Dmitri
I'd let you do her up the arse
Dmitri doobedoo
We're in love with you
Dmitri doobedoo
Covered in wife poo
etc


To the tune of Denis by Blondie.
5 seconds thought, yes it's shit but fuck me its got to be better than the OP......

Saul Bollox 3:13 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Dimitri Payet , Dimitri Payer
He plays for West Ham,
in claret and blue,
His skill is immense
He'll Fuck your defence
And *Liverpool he's coming for you.

Saul Bollox 3:12 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
To You Are My Sunshine

Dimitri Payet , Dimitri Payer
He plays for West Ham,
in claret and blue,
His skill is immense
He'll Fucks your defence
And *Liverpool he's coming for you.

* or whoever we are playing

Lily Hammer 2:07 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
I agree as far as getting a french touch for the french players, which is why I've been banging on for ages to use the "Chanson D'amour" song. It would be a fucking excellent terrace song, if words could be agreed upon. Could really belt it out, Edith Piath style.

In fact the normal lyrics could almost be enough....






Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, play encore
Here in my heart, ra da da da da, more and more

Chanson d'amour, ra da da da da, je t'adore
Each time I hear, ra da da da da, chanson, chanson, d'amour.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfARi-gpWc

Sarge 1:37 Sat Jan 30
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet

Sarge 7:39 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet


Changed a few lines at the end - less about Payet and more inclusive.


Ever since I was a young boy,
I've seen some great football.
From Di Canio to Tevez
I must have seen them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like them
since sir Trev was on my wall


This west ham United
Sure play some mean football

Mr Polite 12:21 Mon Jan 25
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
You've got Ozil, Mezut Ozil
I just don't think you understand
He never finds the net
He's just a shit Payet
You've got Mezut Ozil

SilverSurfer 12:05 Mon Jan 25
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Payet Payet show us your legs
show us your legs
show us your legs
Payet Payet show us your legs
A yard outside the box

Scraper 11:15 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Lanzini has a great song (itzy bitzy)

Has it taken off?

Sarge 10:37 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
That man well lanzini
Sure plays a mean football............

Mr Polite 10:32 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
If we are going to sing a new song - surely one for one of the other players that are doing well would be much more benificial

subcutaneous 10:31 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
I think the only song that should be sang at games is Bubbles. Everything else should be a chant.

Athletico Easthamico 10:23 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Or just take this line out,

In a Claret and blue ensemble...

Athletico Easthamico 10:21 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Sarge, I think it's too long to catch on. I would shorten it to,


From Di Canio to Tevez
I must have seen them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
That De-Me-Tri Payet
Sure plays a mean football

JohnnyL 10:16 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Axeman and sarge .... Make it happen ... So how do you do that ?!!

theaxeman 9:15 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Sarge can i add

He's a west ham wizard
There has to be a twist
He's a west ham wizard
Makes all the others look pissed!

How do you think he does it
What makes him so good
He's a west ham wizard....... Ete etc

Alwaysaniron 9:05 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Sarge. Loving that song

MikeHammer 8:36 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Sarge ... That wins it for me

Tomshardware 8:18 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Payet sang to the tune on YMCA.

Scraper 7:51 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
ffs

hammerforever 7:49 Sun Jan 24
Re: New song for Dmitri Payet
Hairy Hammer

The first two lines are fine. Its just the rest of it.#

How about after his name

You score goals, your skill is the best
and your free kicks are simply the best

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